Former French President Chirac Mauled By Vicious Dog
I haven’t seen this story much in the mainstream press, but apparently former President of France Jacques Chirac has been hospitalized after his dog mauled him.
Would you like to guess the breed?
Not Pit Bull. Not Mastiff. Not Bulldog. Not GSD. Definitely not Ridgie. Not terrier, not large breed, not even a medium sized breed. The dog *is* a hybrid, but not a mutt. Not Dachshund, although you’re starting to get close in size. You’d be half right if you said Poodle, actually.
Nope. The 76 year old former Presiden of France, Jacques Chirac, was “savagely” mauled by his Maltipoo. I demand immediate breed-specific legislation to outlaw these vicious beasts…